Oh hey there, Helen Gurley Brown.
In which Lisa bones up on her sabermetrics.
Submitted by adamhoulgatethings
This picture is literally perfection.
We love Lisa.
Grandma Simpson: “Although I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth grade level.”
Lisa: ”Yeah, more like preschool.”
Lisa reads this pamphlet given to the family by an endangered species protection official. “Without constant reassurance, it will die. It is sexually attracted to fire.”
Submitted by jenneralisations
Read like Lisa!
Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.
"Thanks LSBC for the library display idea"
Coming soon, to a library near you!
Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I’ve always wished for creeping me out?
Bart: I don’t know, cause you’re incapable of experiencing joy?
Lisa: Point taken.
Mr. Bergstrom reading Charlotte’s Web by E. B. White
"Nobody, of the hundreds of people that had visited the fair, knew that a grey spider had played the most important part of all. Nobody was with her when she died."
I cry every time.