The Lisa Simpson Book Club

Mar 07

Grandma Simpson: “Although I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth grade level.”
Lisa: ”Yeah, more like preschool.”

Grandma Simpson: “Although I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth grade level.”

Lisa: ”Yeah, more like preschool.”

Lisa reads this pamphlet given to the family by an endangered species protection official. “Without constant reassurance, it will die. It is sexually attracted to fire.”
Submitted by jenneralisations

Lisa reads this pamphlet given to the family by an endangered species protection official. “Without constant reassurance, it will die. It is sexually attracted to fire.”

Submitted by jenneralisations

Nov 26

Read like Lisa! (Thanks Mandi!)

Read like Lisa! 

(Thanks Mandi!)

Nov 20

Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.

Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.

(Source: upworthyspringfield)

Nov 15


"Thanks LSBC for the library display idea"

Coming soon, to a library near you! (Thanks Mandi!)

"Thanks LSBC for the library display idea"

Coming soon, to a library near you!

(Thanks Mandi!)


Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I’ve always wished for creeping me out? Bart: I don’t know, cause you’re incapable of experiencing joy? Lisa: Point taken.

Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I’ve always wished for creeping me out?

Bart: I don’t know, cause you’re incapable of experiencing joy?

Lisa: Point taken.

Oct 26


Mr. Bergstrom reading Charlotte’s Web by E. B. White

"Nobody, of the hundreds of people that had visited the fair, knew that a grey spider had played the most important part of all. Nobody was with her when she died."I cry every time. 

Mr. Bergstrom reading Charlotte’s Web by E. B. White

"Nobody, of the hundreds of people that had visited the fair, knew that a grey spider had played the most important part of all. Nobody was with her when she died."

I cry every time. 

Oct 19

“All of J. D. Salinger’s books except Catcher in the Rye!”

“All of J. D. Salinger’s books except Catcher in the Rye!”

Oct 18

'The Old Man and the Sea' by Ernest Hemingway

'The Old Man and the Sea' by Ernest Hemingway

May 24

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