In which Lisa bones up on her sabermetrics.
Submitted by adamhoulgatethings
Lisa reads this pamphlet given to the family by an endangered species protection official. “Without constant reassurance, it will die. It is sexually attracted to fire.”
Submitted by jenneralisations
Read like Lisa!
Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.
"Thanks LSBC for the library display idea"
Coming soon, to a library near you!
Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I’ve always wished for creeping me out?
Bart: I don’t know, cause you’re incapable of experiencing joy?
Lisa: Point taken.